17 Importants Thing you need to know

1. "Women take a fancy to freshment? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.
2. "If she give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.
3. "Female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts—and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant.
4. "Women enjoy having something kind of wrong, like a headache,cramping or something. Remember: Don't Worry, she’s going to outlive you.
5. "if she said her towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
6. "Sixteen percent of men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed, but me not like that.
7. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true, so don't her disappointed.
8. "Man think if women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men
9. "it's important if you want kid 'If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it" so you must give her feel safe.
10. "Woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
11. "Women obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash, but don't act up doggish.
12. "Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples—we just get rid of them.
13. "Tension is Important For her. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
14. "Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas
15. "Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.
16. "Women dream of one day peeing in a urinal
17. "Twenty-three percent of this magazine’s readers are women